Kenneth Joseph Bernard Warnecka, III

On September 3, 2026 Kenneth Joseph Bernard Warnecka III devoted father of Ashley Flowers, Nicholas Klein and his wife Kayla and Jesse Warnecka; beloved son of the late Carol and Kenneth Warnecka, Jr.; dear brother of Christie Warnecka and Dana Dengler. Also survived by three grandchildren, nieces, nephews and other loving family members and friends.

Kenny got a call from none other than the President of the United States on September 3. 2026. President Trump informed Kenny that there was a threat to our democracy so severe that he needed to re-enlist him in the army for a mission that he couldn't guarantee he could come back from. Kenny agreed immediately, knowing that the continued happiness and protection of his friends and family were worth far more than his life. Ridding his custom Jesse James chopper, he drove into the sunset toward a battlefield of untold size, obliterating a fleet of alien scum that was so large they could block out the sky.  Reports show that his body was indeed never found and that he would forever be MIA, though not missing from his family's hearts.

A celebration of life will be held at a later date.

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